"So Ray was telling me he had this weird dream last night..."
"Ray always has weird dreams...it what he lives for."
"I know, but it was actually pretty funny."
"What was it about this time?"
"It was hilarious. He said it was like living in a Smother's Brother's set. He was sitting there, reading the news paper and commenting to his wife about the -"
"Wait, did you say 'his wife'?"
"He's not married."
"It was a dream, stupid!"
"Riggghhhht... fine. Go on."
"Anyway, he was sitting there talking with his wife and all of a sudden, he says: "And a Llama walked through my living room! Big as life, casually, as if he lived there."
"A llama?? What the heck would a Llama be doing in his living room?"
"Heck if I know, it was a dream."
"Yeah, right. You're right, it was weird. So?"
"So they watch the llama walk through, and then I guess he shrugs and they go back to talking as if this is a every day occurrence."
"He doesn't wake up?"
"Na...then he tells me the llama comes back through and stops right in front of him, and asks him where the bathroom is."
"The bathroom? He's got to lay off the sauce before going to sleep!"
"I know, that's what I told him. He tells me he wasn't drinking."
"Well, he was on something -- a talking llama? That's something you don't hear about every day."
"Well, you know Bert over in accounting has a llama in his back yard."
"Yeah? Well, I'll be he doesn't let it into his house."
"Nah, it has it's own little shed off the back of the house. I think it talks though."
"Now you've been drinking!"
"No, honest! When I went by the other day to see if he wanted to carpool, the llama came out to the edge of the fence and asked me if I had a cigarette!"
"I think you're finally starting to hallucinate, bud. How long since you quit?"
(Sigh) "Two weeks...I think you're right. I even imagined the cat was smoking the other day. I Did a double take and it said, "What, you've never seen a cat smoke before?"
sorry...strange bit, but what came to mind...lol