Cheese Log, Stardate two thousand and something

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Cheese Log, Stardate two thousand and something

Postby Power of Cheese » Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:56 pm

OK, now what do I write... :shock:
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Postby JillStar » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:01 pm

Write a ransom note.
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Postby Anblick » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:06 pm

Dear Cheese's significant other:

Cheese has been taken hostage by Wordtrip. Please send Charles $100 or Cheese will have to submit a pun a minute for a day or die...

-WT
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Postby Power of Cheese » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:10 pm

CHeeSe
We HAvE yOUr SANity. IF You wANt IT bAcK BRing ThiRty THousANd slICes of UNmARked AmeRICAn ChEESe to THe COrnER oF DutCH aNd ELm. DO Not INForM tHE PolICe. We ARe sEROUs.
tHE SanITY-NapPeRs
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Postby JillStar » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:12 pm

Did I ever tell you that my favorite kind of cheese is Monterey Jack and chedder combined? Just thought you wanted to know. :)
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Postby Power of Cheese » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:14 pm

Goes great on miro-wave nacho's eh? That's where mine always ends up...
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Postby Power of Cheese » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:17 pm

Anblick wrote:Dear Cheese's significant other:

Cheese has been taken hostage by Wordtrip. Please send Charles $100 or Cheese will have to submit a pun a minute for a day or die...

-WT

Sadly there is no escape, the ransom has been paid, I am still forced to pun for my life. NOOOOO
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Postby Mlou » Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:07 pm

When I read your Topic, I was suddenly overcome with snack hunger. I don't know why??

Could it be the Cheese Log?
Oh, Crackers!
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Postby TheMudge » Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:11 pm

Power of Cheese wrote:Goes great on miro-wave nacho's eh?


Oh, man . . . let's not talk nachos . . . had some last night and my stomach's been trying to tie itself into knots ever since . . . ow.
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Postby Power of Cheese » Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:25 pm

So sorry Mudge and Mlou, I sure hope you are blaming me for your cheese related problems...
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Postby Ran » Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:59 pm

You guys are a bad influence on me. Just when I'm sure I have my PUN-addiction under control...there you are STRINGing along again with this Cheese business ;o)
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Postby Mlou » Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:16 pm

Gee! String, that is!
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Postby Power of Cheese » Sat Mar 20, 2004 4:01 pm

G-String-Cheese? I'd sure hate to try and wash that sucker...
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Postby Power of Cheese » Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:56 am

I woke up to this dream this morning:
Setting: Planetarium.
Place: Alaska.
Event: An early Lead Zeppelin concert.
I sat in the audience seats, the audience seats are plastic stackable chairs. Setting next to me is a roadie for Lead Zeppelin, or a roadie wantabe I’m not sure which. He is tuning the base guitarist’s Stratocaster. He actually tunes the Strat OUT of tune instead of in-tune. The bassist discovers this too late and is forced to play the next song with his guitar like it is. But the out-of-tune-base-guitar works wonderfully for the song played, I believe it was the 'Zeppelin song with the words 'happy days are here again, I’ll love you always, my one and only'. That was about it. I don't know what it means at all, if there even is a meaning, and I know it isn't a very accurate dream. For instance, I know bass guitarists don't play Stratocasters, but rather bass guitars. For all of that though, it struck me as a very good dream.
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Postby Ran » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:10 am

Is it possible that Jim Morrison's ghost visited you and slipped a little something in your milk???
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Postby Power of Cheese » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:48 am

Sorry, don't drink milk, but you reminded me of another dream I had years ago. I dreamt I was spray painting the words "Purple Haze" on the nose of an AWACS, kind of like the nose art on the bombers of WWII. Again, I don't know what it means, but it sure looked cool. Hmmm, maybe I'm channeling the sprit of a hippie... "Hell NO we won't GO!"
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Postby Ran » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:25 am

...and it's one...two...three...what are fightin' for
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Postby Power of Cheese » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:42 am

Ran wrote:...and it's one...two...three...what are fightin' for


"Don't ask me I don't give a damn! Next stop is Vietnam! ... "
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Postby Mlou » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:13 pm

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition...
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Postby Power of Cheese » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:37 pm

Over there, over there, the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming over there...
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Postby JillStar » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:47 pm

Might I ask what you two fella are "on"...
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Postby Power of Cheese » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:56 pm

I did clean the kitchen floor last night with a lot of bleach, the fumes where pretty strong. That could be it...
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Postby Ran » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:31 pm

Just Blood and guts, Mam!!
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Postby Mlou » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:34 pm

Don't forget "sweat and tears" too.
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Postby Ran » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:35 pm

Adrenaline....ahhhhh the breakfast of champions
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