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Postby WryterForLyfe » Mon May 17, 2004 9:29 am

No joke... My sister and i both got the same fortune one night and read it at the same time. It said, "You enjoy Italian food."
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Postby TheMudge » Mon May 17, 2004 9:44 am

WryterForLyfe wrote:No joke... My sister and i both got the same fortune one night and read it at the same time. It said, "You enjoy Italian food."


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Postby JillStar » Mon May 17, 2004 9:48 am

ROFL. . . And DO YOU enjoy Italian food?
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Postby kexxy » Mon May 17, 2004 10:39 am

I wish they would have special one's on campus that say "Your research paper is due sooner than you think, get started!"
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Postby kexxy » Fri May 21, 2004 4:59 pm

at lunch my friend Jasmine got, "You will be married to a friend in a year.)
Dont "should" on yourself,

Dont "Should" on others,

And NEVER let anyone,

Should on you!
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Postby JillStar » Fri May 21, 2004 4:59 pm

Is that good or bad? :D
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Postby kexxy » Fri May 21, 2004 5:00 pm

umm bad, she is 17.
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Dont "Should" on others,

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Should on you!
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Postby indecisiviously » Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:56 pm

Today, I noticed the cookies provided at my fave place were made...by the Keebler Elves...

Is this common? And if not, should I stop believing them?
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Postby Hissmonster » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:17 am

oh believe...elves have magical powers...you never know..those could be your best fortunes to date.
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Postby kexxy » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:22 am

that would be odd being the that "Keeb."s are of the UK and the Traditional cookies are of the Orient.
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Postby LizGrayson » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:10 am

Ok I'm all for resurrecting a 4 year old thread. How about this one?

It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today.

Huh??

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Postby Mlou » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:47 pm

"Avoid reality at all costs."
nothing is ever simply Yes or No. There's always a But...


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Postby LizGrayson » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:33 pm

LOL Mlou, is that a fortune cookie, or wishful thinking :D
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Postby Mlou » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:41 am

Actually, it's from a Bell Lab-developed UNIX computer operating system. It has...or had...a "fortune cookie" program that flashes a pithy saying when it starts up. Another:

Blessed are they who go around in circles, for they shall be known as Wheels. :-D
nothing is ever simply Yes or No. There's always a But...





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